Signs.

I just love accidentally (and purposely) funny yard and street signs. The other day we were at World Market, just browsing, and we stumbled across this cute little coffee table book about funny signs around the world. It was HILARIOUS. I really want it. Then, just now on Facebook, I was looking through status shuffle (which is what I do when I want to laugh a little) and I saw one that said;

"Tresspassing is illegal and so is murder, you make your choice and I'll make mine ... who knows, I might just be a lawbreaker too."

LOVE IT!

I just love me some good old fashion justice. I just don't think there is enough of it in todays world. Pitty. It only makes me want to raise my son with a backbone and the knowledge to know the difference between whats right and what's wrong. That's something most people just don't have anymore, a good supply of backbone and morals. I'll post a link to the book I was talking about above ... maybe another blog entirely about funny signs :)

This is the book :) (also available @ World Market)

I Didn't Know Lesbians Had Thier Own Hair Cut.

So, I've been wanting to go to Cosmetology school for a while now, one of the many things I've been wanting to go to school for actually, and I started cutting my own hair MONTHS ago. I'm pretty good with bangs, but this week I decided to branch out into the rest of my hair ... it didn't end bad, but it didn't end good.

I've also been contemplating cutting my hair short. I have really thick curly hair, so having it long is just a pain in the ass ... and a recipe for a migrane that last 24 hours a day. I just went for it last night, and went and got it cut reeeeeally short. I like it. I think it looks really cute. That really is all that matters to me. I already knew before I got it cut that RJ (my boyfriend) would hate it. What I DIDN'T know, was that he was going to berate me. lol.

Apparently, I have what looks to be like a "Lesbian" hair cut and it looks like (despite the fact that it's about 3in. long in the back) someone took buzzers to the back of my head. Why would I do this the day beofre our family photos?! Obviously, because I'm crazy. lol.

For those of you women who are always complainging because your "man" doesn't have an opinion about anything you like ... enjoy it. PLEASE. I wish RJ would just say "I like it" or "I don't like it." lol. I don't need his opinion. I just need him for ego-boosting purposes. Just like when he asks me everyday after he comes home from the gym if he "looks bigger" ... I always say yes. Even though, it's impossible for me to tell if he has gained any muscle.

Also, sadly, you cannot teach this technique to men. You have to just hope and pray that the one you pick already knows it .... another reason why I think it's a pretty good idea to date a little older. Older men always know how to just shut up and agree.

This is my new hair cut ....



Karma, Karma, Karma

I don't know if I've ever said this before on my blod or not, but I don't believe in God. I'm more of a "If it sounds wrong, it probably is" type. Also, I've never been one to follow rules or take most of them seriously for that matter. Anyways, I'm a strong believer in Karma. This is a little story about my goofball boyfriend, and how he thinks he has good Karma from performing this "Good Deed".

Every night, when we lay down to sleep, we talk for a few minutes about whatever pops into our minds at the time. It's always the most random conversation you could ever have with someone, which makes them all the more special. Anyways, that night, he had gotten back his test results for the Illinois Department of Corrections (to which he applied and tested for a few months ago) and he got a pretty good score, though he thinks it's not good enough to get the job. We were laying in bed and I was saying how he has bad Karma because he's such a grump, especially during the holidays when you're supposed to be cheerful, and that if he doesn't get the job it's because he's such a turd sometimes. He then turns to me and starts off our late night debate about Karma.

RJ "I have good Karma. You know, I helped a homeless man today thank-you-very-much!"

Me: "Oh really? YOU helped a homeless man? How? By NOT giving him money?"

RJ: "Well, no, but that would be helping him because then he wouldn't have any money to spend on DRUGS."

Me: "Or food."

RJ "Whatever. Anyways, no, I saw him standing on the side of the road and I though to myself 'that man needs a shave'"

Me: ...... "WHAT?! That is NOT helping a homeless man. Not only do you have bad Karma, but you also have NO idea what Karma even is." lol.

Sometimes, he just cracks me up. It's like he's in his own little world, and things only exist if he wants them too. Haha. Anyways, that's my little funny story for tonight ... at least so far.