Karma, Karma, Karma

I don't know if I've ever said this before on my blod or not, but I don't believe in God. I'm more of a "If it sounds wrong, it probably is" type. Also, I've never been one to follow rules or take most of them seriously for that matter. Anyways, I'm a strong believer in Karma. This is a little story about my goofball boyfriend, and how he thinks he has good Karma from performing this "Good Deed".

Every night, when we lay down to sleep, we talk for a few minutes about whatever pops into our minds at the time. It's always the most random conversation you could ever have with someone, which makes them all the more special. Anyways, that night, he had gotten back his test results for the Illinois Department of Corrections (to which he applied and tested for a few months ago) and he got a pretty good score, though he thinks it's not good enough to get the job. We were laying in bed and I was saying how he has bad Karma because he's such a grump, especially during the holidays when you're supposed to be cheerful, and that if he doesn't get the job it's because he's such a turd sometimes. He then turns to me and starts off our late night debate about Karma.

RJ "I have good Karma. You know, I helped a homeless man today thank-you-very-much!"

Me: "Oh really? YOU helped a homeless man? How? By NOT giving him money?"

RJ: "Well, no, but that would be helping him because then he wouldn't have any money to spend on DRUGS."

Me: "Or food."

RJ "Whatever. Anyways, no, I saw him standing on the side of the road and I though to myself 'that man needs a shave'"

Me: ...... "WHAT?! That is NOT helping a homeless man. Not only do you have bad Karma, but you also have NO idea what Karma even is." lol.

Sometimes, he just cracks me up. It's like he's in his own little world, and things only exist if he wants them too. Haha. Anyways, that's my little funny story for tonight ... at least so far.